My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! Lorem Ipsum’s father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being, you know, shot.

My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud.

You’re disgusting. Lorem Ipsum’s father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being, you know, shot. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words.

He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured. All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it.